Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga...

joey.ts

#!/usr/bin/env bun
import { PollyClient } from "@aws-sdk/client-polly";
import { fromCognitoIdentityPool } from "@aws-sdk/credential-provider-cognito-identity";
import { CognitoIdentityClient } from "@aws-sdk/client-cognito-identity";
import { getSynthesizeSpeechUrl } from "@aws-sdk/polly-request-presigner";

const REGION = "us-west-2";
const IDENTITY_POOL_ID = "us-west-2:42521701-f77a-4555-8b1c-e160ad0210da";

const polly = new PollyClient({
  region: REGION,
  credentials: fromCognitoIdentityPool({
    client: new CognitoIdentityClient({ region: REGION }),
    identityPoolId: IDENTITY_POOL_ID,
  }),
});

async function say(text: string, voiceId: string, outFile: string) {
  const params = {
    OutputFormat: "mp3",
    SampleRate: "16000",
    TextType: "text",
    Text: text,
    VoiceId: voiceId,
    Engine: "standard",
  };

  // Generate presigned URL like ipa-reader.com does
  const url = await getSynthesizeSpeechUrl({
    client: polly,
    params: params as any,
  });
  
  // Fetch the audio from the presigned URL
  const response = await fetch(url as string, {
    "headers": {
      "accept": "*/*",
      "accept-language": "en-GB,en-US;q=0.9,en;q=0.8",
      "priority": "i",
      "range": "bytes=0-",
      "sec-ch-ua": "\"Google Chrome\";v=\"143\", \"Chromium\";v=\"143\", \"Not A(Brand\";v=\"24\"",
      "sec-ch-ua-mobile": "?0",
      "sec-ch-ua-platform": "\"macOS\"",
      "sec-fetch-dest": "audio",
      "sec-fetch-mode": "no-cors",
      "sec-fetch-site": "cross-site",
      "sec-fetch-storage-access": "active",
      "Referer": "https://ipa-reader.com/"
    },
    "body": null,
    "method": "GET"
  });
  if (!response.ok) {
    throw new Error(`Failed to fetch audio: ${response.status} ${response.statusText}`);
  }
  
  const audioData = await response.arrayBuffer();
  await Bun.write(outFile, new Uint8Array(audioData));
  console.log(`Saved -> ${outFile}`);
}

const [mode, ...args] = process.argv.slice(2);

if (mode === "say") {
  const text = args[0];
  const voice = args[1] ?? "Joanna";
  const out = args[2] ?? "tts.mp3";
  if (!text) {
    console.error('Usage: bun index.ts say "hello world" Joey out.mp3');
    process.exit(1);
  }
  await say(text, voice, out);
} else {
  console.error(
    "Usage:\n" +
      '  bun index.ts say "hello world" Joey out.mp3'
  );
  process.exit(1);
}