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#!/usr/bin/env bun
import { PollyClient } from "@aws-sdk/client-polly";
import { fromCognitoIdentityPool } from "@aws-sdk/credential-provider-cognito-identity";
import { CognitoIdentityClient } from "@aws-sdk/client-cognito-identity";
import { getSynthesizeSpeechUrl } from "@aws-sdk/polly-request-presigner";

const REGION = "us-west-2";
const IDENTITY_POOL_ID = "us-west-2:42521701-f77a-4555-8b1c-e160ad0210da";

const polly = new PollyClient({

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use cudarc::driver::{CudaDevice, LaunchAsync, LaunchConfig};
use cudarc::nvrtc::compile_ptx;
use data_encoding::HEXUPPER;
use ring::digest::{Context, SHA256};
use anyhow::{Result, anyhow};
use std::panic;

const CUDA_KERNEL: &str = r#"
// SHA256 constants
__constant__ unsigned int k[64] = {

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// ==UserScript==
// @name         Imgur.com → Imgur.lol
// @namespace    https://luke.gg/
// @version      1.3
// @description  i.imgur.com -> imgur.lol
// @author       luke
// @match        *://*/*
// @run-at       document-start
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

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curl -s -H "user-agent: " https://bgp.tools/table.jsonl \
 | jq '{cidr: .CIDR, asn: .ASN, hits: .Hits}' \
 | clickhouse-client --user admin --password "${CH_PWD}" --database bgp --query="INSERT INTO routes FORMAT JSONEachRow"
 
 curl -s -H "user-agent: " https://bgp.tools/asns.csv \
 | csvformat -U 1 -D ',' \
 | python3 -c 'import csv,json,sys; [print(json.dumps({**row, "asn": int(row["asn"].replace("AS", ""))})) for row in csv.DictReader(sys.stdin) if (lambda asn: asn >= 0)(int(row["asn"].replace("AS", "")) if row["asn"].replace("AS", "").isdigit() else -1)]' \
 | clickhouse-client --user admin --password "${CH_PWD}" --database bgp --query="INSERT INTO asns FORMAT JSONEachRow"

clickhouse-client --user admin --password "${CH_PWD}" --database bgp --query="OPTIMIZE TABLE asns FINAL"

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log_format json escape=json
  '{'
    '"timestamp":"$time_iso8601",'
    '"request_time":"$request_time",'
    '"request_time_ms":"$msec",'
    '"upstream_cache_status":"$upstream_cache_status",'
    '"remote_addr":"$remote_addr",'
    '"cf_connecting_ip":"$http_cf_connecting_ip",'
    '"range":"$http_range",'
    '"uri":"$uri",'

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#!/usr/bin/env python3
# Download your data dump and place this file in the messages folder of your data dump.
# Then run it!

from datetime import datetime, timedelta, timezone
import dateutil.parser
import matplotlib.pyplot as plt
import matplotlib.ticker as ticker
import matplotlib.dates as mdates
import csv

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#!/usr/bin/env python3
# Download your data dump and place this file in the messages folder of your data dump.
# Then run it!

from datetime import datetime, timedelta, timezone
import dateutil.parser
import matplotlib.pyplot as plt
import matplotlib.ticker as ticker
import matplotlib.dates as mdates
import csv

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1. Get a proxmox ISO mounted

2. boot to bios, switch to uefi, boot to ISO

3. head to Install Proxmox (Debug Mode) under advanced options

4. press ctrl-d to launch a terminal

5. mount zfs, then chroot into it

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Tunneling a whole process through wireguard

Certain company blocking a certain hosting provider? No problem, just tunnel the process through a small VPS with wireguard.

Consider server A your blocked server and server B your VPS.

Step 1: Generate a keypair on server A and server B

Server A:

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# Caches movie covers, tv covers and other media
# Replace <YOUR PLEX TOKEN> with a random plex token

# docker-compose.yml
#  varnish:
#    image: "varnish:fresh"
#    network_mode: "host"
#    environment:
#      VARNISH_SIZE: 2G
#      VARNISH_HTTP_PORT: 32500