hacker-poetry.txt

Limerick 1
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I waited for a new shell session 
I asked 'netstat' that all important question 
Upon further review
I saw it wasn't quite true 
I continued my wait in depression

My Fist Hacker Haiku
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a hacker thwarted
session will never connect
the crying ensues

Señor Stone Limerick
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There once was a FIRST key deliv'ry
SSH blocked, made enquiry
By the time it was ready
'twas Christmas already
Our firewall rules had expiry’d


OG by Late-Night-Tom-Bomb-Pain-Train
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Straight outta options, a crazy pen tester named P.Fu,
From the gang called Hackers With Attitudes,
When I’m one off, working on that one BOF,
Flip a bit and stacks are run off,
You too, boy, if you mess with me,
The NSA gonna have to come and get me,
Off your SAAS, that’s how I’m going out,
For the punk networks that got a route

The Plunder, by Edgar Allen Joe:
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Once upon a network  dreary, while I plundered, eyes gone bleary, 
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten files — 
    While I nmapped, nearly wrapping, suddenly there came a mapping, 
A sysadmin that needed slapping, such a slapping made me smile. 
“’Tis some passwords,” I muttered, “tapping at my Mac keyboard — 
            Only this and nothing more.”