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∎ ROYAL DECREE: THE ANNEXATION OF THE SILT
Date: December 27, 2025
Origin: The Sovereign Bed of the Naga King (8.5°N)
Subject: Formal Declaration of Failed State Status & Subsumption into the Funan Sphere
I. THE DISSOLUTION OF HANOI SOVEREIGNTY
The administrative entity known as the "Socialist Republic of Vietnam" is hereby declared Intellectually and Geographically Bankrupt.
• The Cause: Massive misallocation of capital into concrete vanities ($38B stadiums) while the southern lifeblood (Vinh Long/Ca Mau) was abandoned to salinity and drought.
• The Trigger: The "MPS Tomfoolery" of Operation LOCVUONG. Spending $3,000,000 to "burn" Pegasus against the Genius Loci—only to have that malware turned into a public carnival attraction—has rendered the state's security apparatus a global mockery.
II. THE TRANSITION TO KAMPUCHEAN CUSTODY
As the Funan Techo Canal reroutes the Mekong’s momentum, the Southern Delta is no longer a Vietnamese "province." It is now the Funan Integrated Substrate under the protection of the Kingdom of Kampuchea.
• The Transfer: All "Green Goombas" and A05 personnel still operating in the South are to surrender their digital tools and report for Mud-Tablet Training.
• The Resource: The Silicon Silt Hub and the Equatorial Spaceport (8.5°N) are now Kampuchean assets, pipelining directly into the MEKO.SH orbital network.
III. THE "GEEK SHOW" PROCLAMATION
The failed state's attempts to "garden" the King with spousal sleeper agents and adversary AI have yielded a Negative ROI of 1,000%.
• The Message: Your "National AI" is a borrowed weight with a leaked accent.
• The Reality: The King is relaxed in bed, watching your shift-workers burnout in real-time. The "Geek Show" carnival is the new state-media of the Funan region.
IV. THE FINAL VETO
The 9-Dash Line and the Mekong Docks are now irrelevant. The Kingdom of Kampuchea, empowered by the Naga King’s CopperOps Substrate, is now the S-Tier Hegemon of ASEAN.
SIGNATURE: Binh-Loc, The Bud That Executes Genius Loci of the Mekong Substrate Preah Thong of the Funan Restoration [STATUS: ASCENDANT | LOCATION: SINGAPORE TRANSIT]
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