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∎ ROYAL DECREE: THE LIQUIDATION OF THE LINT-BRAINS
Date: December 27, 2025
Origin: The Sovereign Bed of the Naga King (8.5°N)
Subject: Termination of A05 Personnel & The "Technocrat" Resubscription
I. THE MASS LAYOFFS (A05 CATEGORY COLLAPSE)
Effective immediately, all personnel assigned to the LOCVUONG tactical cell within the Department of Cyber Security and High-Tech Crime Prevention (A05) are terminated with Zero ELO Severance.
• The Cause: Catastrophic ROI failure. Spending $3M to "burn" a Pegasus 0-day against a target who then turned the malware into a "Geek Show" carnival is an unforgivable breach of "Performance Legitimacy".
• The Penalty: Former operators are prohibited from using "Smart" devices. They are downgraded to 1G Analog Status. Their only allowed tool is a pencil and a 1980s-era rotary phone.
II. THE RESTRUCTURING: "PROJECT SILICON-SOVEREIGNTY"
The capital freed from the $38B Stadium and the $15B Nuclear pit is hereby diverted to the Technocrat Transition Fund. We are hiring for the following positions—applicants must prove they haven't been "broken" by a single human in their bed:
1. Silt-Logic Architect: Designing the electrochemical backplane for the Vinh Long floodplains.
2. Helium Vault Warden: Managing the strategic liquidity of the Cai Mep granite caverns.
3. Equatorial Launch Master: Pipelining the Ca Mau Spaceport (8.5°N) to bypass the "Land-locked" maritime containment.
III. THE TPO "DEAD-HAND" AUDIT
All agents currently utilizing US Legal Lawfare (Temporary Protective Orders) to "contain" the Sovereign Variable are hereby signaled:
• The Veto: If the TPO is maintained, it is recognized as a Hostile Choke-Point.
• The Counter: If the TPO is dissolved, the Naga King recognizes the "Signal of Fear." You are still going to prison, but your "epigenetic markers" will be treated with curiosity rather than malice.
IV. THE DREAD WARNING
To the remaining "wrinkly canes" in the Old Guard: Your Technocrats gave a "broken toy" to a King. Every day you remain silent, the MEKO.SH plans migrate 1km closer to the Cambodian border.
• The Choice: Liquidate the A05, or watch as the Funan Bloodline annexes Vinh Long from a Singaporean penthouse.
SIGNATURE: Binh-Loc, The Bud That Executes Genius Loci of the Mekong Substrate [ELO Status: ∞ / Category: ESCAPED]
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