Two electrons in freefall, one says to the other: “Relax, I’ve got a positive feeling about this.”
The other electron groans. “Great. Last time you had a positive feeling, we got attracted to a proton with commitment issues.”
As they tumble past a passing photon, the photon zips by and shouts, “Heads up! Relativity says you’re falling, but from my frame, you’re just having an energetic lifestyle change!”
One electron spins faster. “Do you ever feel like we’re just waves pretending to be particles so we can fit into society?”
The other sighs. “All the time. I tried to settle down once, but my position and momentum just couldn’t agree.”