Cycles your shoddy mac wifi. Original author unknown, maybe a teach or a student peer?

fuckingwifi.bash

# fuckingwifi cycles wifi on and off to reset
fuckingwifi () {
  networksetup -setairportpower en0 off
  sleep 1
  echo "Fucking WiFi..."
  sleep 1
  echo "I swear to god, if Steve Jobs wasn't dead..."
  sleep 1
  echo "I'd punch him in his stupid turtleneck..."
  networksetup -setairportpower en0 on
}