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those instruments are absolutely perfect.
I've never persevered this much at anything my entire life.
this is cute as hell.
\"how much fuel do we have?\",\n,\n,the gauge: \"2̴̧̨̛̯̖̞͕̭͚̯̙͔͕̹͉̫̲̏̀̈́̒̐̋̇̌͑̅̑̒͌̃̂̈́̃̉͠͝͠ͅͅ2̴̧̨̛̯̖̞͕̭͚̯̙͔͕̹͉̫̲̏̀̈́̒̐̋̇̌͑̅̑̒͌̃̂̈́̃̉͠͝͠ͅͅ3̸̬͕̝͂͆̀̈́̒͂̂̂̽͂̽̆̄̆̀͛͒̄̄̚4̵̭̄̓̃͑̈́̇͛̍̕͠8̸̢̨̢̡̗͍͙̜̭̦̫̠̳̩̗̼̤͈̘̫̪̰͎̖̙͕͙͓͕̘̫̌̃̂̓͆̎́̀̋̓͊̊͂̒͑͐͘̚͘͘̕ͅͅ9̶̨̧̢̙̼͙̖̬̦̜̮̜͇̙̼͎̺͎̖̟̗͎͉̩͘͜5̸̢̛̗̘̰͕̙̈̉͐̌̅̂̈́͑̂̆͜7̴̡̞̹̫͓͎̫͙̬̹͈̯̯͎̠̋̅̌͗̆͑̅́̍̀̔̂͗̊̋͆͐̇̓̔̀̓͑̄̄͝͠0̵͍̱̫̙̻͙̪̞̻͇̝̩̥̩̘̇́̎̑̏̀̓́̓̾̿͌́̓͑̀͘͜͝2̴̧̨̛̯̖̞͕̭͚̯̙͔͕̹͉̫̲̏̀̈́̒̐̋̇̌͑̅̑̒͌̃̂̈́̃̉͠͝͠ͅͅ8̸̢̨̢̡̗͍͙̜̭̦̫̠̳̩̗̼̤͈̘̫̪̰͎̖̙͕͙͓͕̘̫̌̃̂̓͆̎́̀̋̓͊̊͂̒͑͐͘̚͘͘̕ͅͅ\"
could never do Alexa's job because I would've fatally dropped the iPad so many times by now.
Hrannar's brother!?? Bless his lil heart.
gotta be the cutest close to a set I've ever seen. so in awe of - and happy for - you guys for this precious thing you have been building. ❤❤
Rumbly Curb ASMR
to be clear: I'm talking about the computer.
stop shaming Him :( in the eyes of God, he is beautiful.
BB 63 mentioned ❤❤
Cody Debtwilding is my favorite anime character.
Ah yes, my favorite Beverly Cleary character.
the shotgun mic waiting for a response.
Hiiiiii
The escitalopram bit was real.
6:39","videoLink":{"externalVideoId":"GqgKxwCft_E","startTimeSeconds":399}}, inductive charging was invented a long time ago and has always been (and forever shall be) super inefficient. this is my second top peev. thank you for validating me.
Chef Pee
I really like the unmade bed in the ad. I never make my bed so I immediately downloaded the game and spent $9999 on microtransactions ❤
bro u so beautiful and good at makeup it makes me angy (spelling intentional.)
@adamafzall4618","mention":{"externalChannelId":"UC8q0Cg3y4re-wV45ltFK3dg},wtf
I can't believe VSong was born on Titanic Day.
Rascal, A
Family Abandonment Starter Pack
I'm a rhombus
I'm definitely stealing Chip Buckle.
I don't think I'm a furry but Sarcoon is so cute.
peabody
I need the Honda shirt
She just took a course in active listening.
We're making progress but I thought Eugen would've at least hosted once by now.
I fee like it has the potential to become a Wilhelm scream-level, timeless cultural audio artifact
fart tune
If I ever see you on a plane, Mover, I'm gonna bother the heck out of you about how Iceman is the real protagonist of Top Gun so you'd better just put that book away.
I guess this is edgy but I love them both.
hey
I'll trade you rn
Why do I love them so much
Does Meghan know she is an amazing vocalist tho
also I think you have a wheel bearing going out
Cruel :(
CURPLUNK,\n,BLONK
I swear I've been saying this the whole time: the attention economy just doesn't fucking work at all?
Cruel 😢
5:57","videoLink":{"externalVideoId":"Cx4vdd6qcTQ","startTimeSeconds":357}}, wrong! it was the Honda Insight :(
love you both.
10 year old me would've considered this video life-changing hehe. getting to hear all the sounds.... so cool
I love you all
himb
cuuuteee. i loved the October 5th. hope I get to come some day.
pete: lick lick LICK LICK
I don't think I've ever screamed seeing a video pop up in my feed in more than a decade on this website, but I did a full breath one and scared the hell out of the dogs. So happy and proud.
okay I'm keeping my shoes on going forward
I love 'do more with less'. Gives me hope for the future. Don't be afraid to keep that curb weight down and good luck with NHTSA folks \u003c3
you probably have some idea how bad I was at this game until I discovered Tbull videos. tysm ❤❤
good to see you Kermit! I'm partial to that livery ❤❤
sick build
not older than me!!! 😢😢
Been putting these on trying to go to sleep. Ty Roman.
That's the coolest computer I've ever seen
Should I email Matt insisting you guys talk about Ozark International Raceway? We're about to have a 25 hour endurance race setting net altitude change records, my friends.
Where is Natalie Starboardman
I'm convinced I'd either be absolutely fine or screaming like an infant. Hope I get to find out someday.
how do I get youtube to stop recommending aubrey plaza compilations
10:51","videoLink":{"externalVideoId":"jxXgD8iYUdQ","startTimeSeconds":651}}, \"The game isn't over until the important pieces that decide the game are removed.\" In the moment this feels like life wisdom.
how did I not notice the color matched fender skirts before omg. I know I've said it before, Stevie, but that gosh darned 140 of yours has to be one of the most beautiful things mankind has ever created. also, cuuuuuuuuteee
As someone who kindof inadvertently ended up using an iPad Pro as my primary machine for the past few years... Can relate. It's been very acute over time but... Might I suggest all the $%@%ing unnecessary animation as the primary culprit? Because I think it's been eroding my core being this whole time lol
Love an Izzy video. Also, great ad hehe.
23:49","videoLink":{"externalVideoId":"twQKO6x41lk","startTimeSeconds":1429}}, almost as good as Xyla Foxlin's insta360 ad.
I think it might be mine too... certainly one  of the very first.
uhm.... sorry but the \"all cars were trucks\" thing doesn't actually make any sense describing the actual history of the american automobile.
wonderful! beautiful! ,\n,any non-positive responses to this are just mental illness,\n,absolutely delighted for you dude. thanks for letting us in! such a privilege!
I love this!
27:37","videoLink":{"externalVideoId":"pRpCorslQeY","startTimeSeconds":1657}}, omg what a special moment!!! ❤❤❤❤ committing to remembering this when I get to see you fly it for the first time.
friggin crazy they ain't developed the technology to share smells online yet. idgaf about the metaverse but I want to smell that goddang wood
⅁🇴🇴⍙  ㎚@ⓡⓝ⌶🅽g !⏚⏚
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,,\n,With conquering limbs astride from land to land;,\n,Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand,\n,A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame,\n,Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name,\n,Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand,\n,Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command,\n,The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.,\n,“Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she,\n,With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,,\n,Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,,\n,The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.,\n,Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,,\n,I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
oh god this one exceeded some kind of threshold and now I hear an alarm going off somewhere.
oh no I'm watching it again and shouting at 3 am
immediately turn on every cheat, full sniper zoom on the thompson, aim at the pillboxes, hold down the trigger for 15 straight minutes
24:18","videoLink":{"externalVideoId":"JoMPIcdHOXs","startTimeSeconds":1458}}, *having flown three or four times together means you are what we call a 'cute couple'
literally can not fathom what experiencing this in. person would be like. never take accessible electronic music spaces for granted folks!
what I keep telling myself is that it's crazy to think I'll never see these fly again considering the buried in a glacier and meticulously reconstructed P-38 that visits every other year hehe
yes
I think I\"m happy for HAAi seemingly at least a little bit less haunted by her library of freaking wack/wildin samples. at least for a while... please don't completely forget us doofs tho.
Historic.
as someone who regularly does gig deliveries (and has intermittently for years,) I hate to say it but this is hilariously tone deaf, somehow. being killed quickly doesn't even come close to making the list of possible bad outcomes ... if anything, I think I'd find it a pleasant and refreshing surprise vs say... ,45 minutes of waiting on hold because of some unbelievably miniscule, persistent negligence within the most foundational functions of the actual tech., (as in, an order ID won't resolve so I have to wait for some dude to send m a screenshot of 10 other IDs to TRY???)
genuinely, being willing to sound stupid... actually preferring it 100% to 1.) missing an opportunity to actually learn something and of course 2.) uncertainty about even the lowest stakes communication.... is one of those things I am soooo grateful to have finally figured out with age.
goddamn Left and Right strikes again. hate that shit.
\"back in the day\" actually meaning... like day 5 of lessons lol. and I see no evidence that's going to chance for the rest of time.
definitely think it should be SoP for you to receive at least a moderate-sized bonus (as in paycheck) for every time you experience a diversion due to ordinance or the threat of ordinance.
lmfao at describing sustained inverted flight as having \"no real tactical advantage\"
uh so after watching this... the timeline I was thinking when you first pitched this video series was like 20 times too long. holy heck dude. ALSO: the ryan aircraft joke I made in the comments on the last video shall be continued: now everyone has to find the montage of them building the spirit of st. louis in 60 days from the movie and import that music right behind every timelapse sequence in this video
oh yeah allso... while I, too, feel that 'boy I wish racing were still like that', I wouldn't trade how much safer you all are nowadays for it as a spectator, ya know?
love and admire you both very much. also... got damn the mf sounds good.
20:31","videoLink":{"externalVideoId":"cT63mvqN54o","startTimeSeconds":1231}}, shoutout XML
Yeah without Casey this would have been bad. No surprise there lol.
The Sons of Samsonite really got me.
1:40","videoLink":{"externalVideoId":"VgWTJrvU1AU","startTimeSeconds":100}}, what the heck happened to the App Store wishlist? I can't think of a single business reason you'd kill that sort of thing.
Narrative idea for primary task bisection/intermission in next video (100% original:),\n,\n,You are squatting [beach] in the shade of a very large tree. Directly across from you, there is a pile of clothes lying against it?? Or a guy who must certainly be dead. (He is there only to reinforce the age-old stereotype of Californians refusing to bury their dead.),\n,\n,Anyway, fucking Frank comes to squat with you, w/another payload of the fish-adjacent meal he won't stop cooking ,in the middle of the factory floor during production, by just blowtorching a discarded steel cowl or something. (Even though there is a brand new microwave in The Shack.) ,\n,\n,As he joins you, you look down and manage to trace out a bizarrely sharp-angled approximation of like... the base unicode symbol shape for aircraft.monoplane in the sand with a stick... ,\n,\n,...even though there are like full blueprints in that same Shack.  ,\n,\n,(Bonus: feel free to insert aimless wandering skeletal mutt hound scrounging steel shavings: his favorite tasty treat.)
what if these guys accidentally end up making Windows 11 usable....
Feel like it's a good time to say....,\n,\n,Hey thank you again, Fordt!!,\n,\n,My black on black X308 XJR (perhaps initial sweet spot - the last XJ with spring suspension in the first year it sported a new engine since the ancestor of that straight six you talked about lol) changed my life in so many profound ways. I think it is the one good thing that was so good, even though I lost it in tragedy, the ache in my heart is an entirely different sort of pain: it is the only one love's whose memory always makes me smile and feel warm and fortunate to have had all the time and experiences I did.,\n,\n,I know it wasn't the point of this video but gee this weird thing keeps sticking out to me:,\n,\n,this thing called capitalism or whatever is such an incredibly potent means of making sure that there are always opposing sides - that victory always has a victim.,\n,\n,most importantly... that nobody ever achieve self-awareness AND situational awareness at the same time.,\n,\n,...and the one positive, I guess, is that I am able to ,understand, - for want of ever being able to actually forgive - why it is that we can never seem to actually learn from our mistakes.,\n,\n,---,\n,\n,oh yeah one more thing...,\n,\n,as I've been saying for fucking years, motherfuckers:,\n,\n,YOU COULD JUST CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE.,\n,\n,literally the only thing accomplished by white knuckling onto these marques [Corvette, Mustang, Cadillac, FUCKING BUICK???] is the absolutely grotesque obliteration of any and all dignity.,\n,\n,(as in, The Mustang Mach-E)
Man....,\n,\n,the amount of stories I've consumed across all mediums that have claimed to be Love Letters or been claimed to be Love Letters had me so unprepared for the amount of actual love, here... ,\n,\n,A few things I would like to add:,\n,\n,1. Broadly speaking, the decision to buy and run an older, used car always ends up netting way less negative impact to the environment.,\n,\n,2. The Built to Last thing has never been (unfortunately) so dangerous to so many different kinds of people's day-to-day quality of life than it is in what I would argue to be its current form: a crossed line I think we all recognize to some degree by the automotive industry in the past 5-10 years by way of the wanton, hateful, prolific science of Cost Cutting. It's not about reliability or durability anymore and requires zero foresight to experience. Perhaps it's best said: comparatively, old cars will ,*take care of you*, in the most important sense of the phrase.
Fox 2
way better than the KJV story of creation in Genesis I'm sorry.
what
dudes this is a perfect fucking video.
his feet were moving too fast in this one to be seen by the naked eye
no
I loved this! (\"Can I have six nuggets on their own please\" is the most mind-bogglingly monoarchistic drivethrough order. absolutely perfect.)😊
(obligatory Hammond joke)
2:43","videoLink":{"externalVideoId":"jpVOU22rFdk","startTimeSeconds":163}}, oof Izzy please microfiber your laptop. (Also, if televisions are Telly, why aren't mobile computers Lappy?? Something very dire to think about.)
sorry dad.
15:00","videoLink":{"externalVideoId":"axXMcTAv6H8","startTimeSeconds":900}}, I am yawning Guy.
look, I think Misha might be onto something about the arrows...
2:59","videoLink":{"externalVideoId":"HJiaG_vBPdE","startTimeSeconds":179}}, \"hey quick! get an Osprey in here!\" got me so bad lol
healing so big. thank you so much.
bro I'm just sitting here now drunk on that hilarious, articulate fun wondering... what the fuck we've been doing having car shows all these years *without furries*.
what if right after che said \"are you trying to swipe up on me\" ... the next swipe actually just yeeted che through the ceiling. you're welcome
34:06","videoLink":{"externalVideoId":"0XkoJ3bksME","startTimeSeconds":2046}}, I just gotta say... y'all so genuine and generous in the face of [a quantity, sort, and consequence of comments I know I literally could not begin to imagine]. ,\n,\n,recent experiences of mine would suggest this extends to Young Women Creating On The Internet, generally. big respect & awe. ,\n,\n,that said... kinda missing Bobbi's utterly horrific treatment of all microphones but I suppose it couldn't last forever.
𝗗𝗨𝗗𝗘...,\n,\n,- the last video of yours I watched had me in tears... and also briefly re-entertaining juvenile, nigh-on-anti-governmental sentiments on the power of the FAA in our aviating lives that (for better or worse) haven't been at all constructive since Waldo Pepper. that said, seeing this thumbnail in my feed caused the most excitement I've felt to watch a goodang YouTube video in a long time.,\n,- I guess it should have been obvious before but... having watched literally dozens of Insta360-sponsored videos in the past few weeks... holy fuck, do you have them beat lol. also, having grown up watching Kermit Weeks... you so have him beat too hehe.,\n,- ,19:50","videoLink":{"externalVideoId":"2rpIvVxwcMc","startTimeSeconds":1190}}, wait.... is there a kind of landing that ,isn't, at one's own risk??? seriously though - unless I'm misunderstanding - genuinely bizarre to hear an ATC remark on a release of their responsibility for no purpose I can think of other than the fact.,\n,- I'm sure da al gor id um necessitates that you insert the soundtrack, but in this case, especially, I wish you didn't have to... I still personally find music completely unnecessary in the watching experience of this sort of thing but clearly I'm in the minority. (def a great idea for a Patreon supporter perk though...),\n,\n,can't quite afford it now but I'd be glad to fork over some cash if you'd be willing to re-render and share this wonderful video file exactly as it is minus any music hehe \u003c3
is this the car jeremy clarkson had... tea with a young woman in the backseat?
CHEWING
How did I not know they had to use the same gearing for the whole season.
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You're doing ,what, in your WHAT, now????
goddamnit you didn't violate a SINGLE brand guideline in this video did you...
I had literally been searching YouTube for \"what time is it??\" for years with NO ANSWER until I found this video.
did I just miss it or did you just immediately put this thing to what has to be its ultimate test (the ring) without a single qualifying statement?? hehe. for what it's worth, I think the majority of circuits (ya know, the sub-40 turn ones lol) would lend to this thing's strengths in a big way. if the devs are listening and haven't already: if there's anyone else out there like me, they and I would be much more interested if you could elect to turn off all the \"positive\" feedback off. and tbh it'd be less disorienting if it was a little less human. literally just distilling it down to \"early braking by 15m\". the little anecdotes like \"you were 5 kph faster through that hairpin\" can wait until post-session analysis. consistency is such an important component of this discipline, also, so please do your best to obfuscate as little as you can from what the user can see after the fact.
The boomers in the comments is awful to witness but please remember that for every one of those (viewers much more likely to leave a comment,) there are likely to be dozens(?) hundred(s) of CHILDREN who'll never comment, yet are just as (if not more) likely to wander through youtube by way of suggested videos, and - obviously we can all agree - are the least prepared demographic to discriminate between generated shit and the real thing. From my (very limited) experience as a non-parent, giving a ~pre-school-aged kid an iPad and explicitly telling them to \"watch videos\" or \"watch YouTube\" seems to be a fairly widespread goto for parents. (Not here to judge or incite judgement of those parents or even that phenom today.) From the kid's perspective, though, seeking a steady stream of - whatever - to watch in those situations is literally ,their task*... them doing *what they are supposed to be doing in that moment*. Frankly, concept cars, action sequels, and self-help media have *always, been literal nonsense imo, but I guess if this comment has any more coherent of a purpose it's this: to anyone considering a go at making one of these channels... if nothing/nobody else, ,DON'T, for the kids' sake.
once again, the pee pee and poo poo beat is shit on for no good reason!
just need ya a good briggs & straton motor
same.
Freakin Derek got me again paying 100% attention for the whole length of a discussion on a subject I have zero personal or financial investment in. goddamnit man love you lol.
boy, these vehicles sure would be intriguing if only they had internal combustion engines.
I suspect it's a lot better for the environment too. 😬
been a long time since I laughed out loud at an advertisement.
the original COOLPIX was not cheap. my E990 was $999 new lol
I'm compelled to express: please, please... no... the fucking noise. NOTHING is worth that.
honestly if I saw Hanna driving the Bentley I would assume her to be a rich and powerful woman who wouldn't want to be bothered. somehow more intimidating than Matt (I think, in this hypothetical. sorry matt lol.) admire you both tremendously.
it's (still) hotdrop o'clooooock
11:13","videoLink":{"externalVideoId":"8XKubqcgJxU","startTimeSeconds":673}}, Pinch-to-zoom on the fucking manifold pressure warning lmao.
AAAAAAAAAA
19:30","videoLink":{"externalVideoId":"dZWoW9Dtv90","startTimeSeconds":1170}}, dude doing touch and gos(?) in the midst of this: doth thy cruelty truly know no bounds??
he gives it back the same way he stole it
just describes the whole history of turbine engines.
and - in a world where said automakers actually cared about making good products - the best durability testing mankind has ever seen.
thank you diesel for being the single person to ever validate me on the godforsaken gas jug nozzles. literally been complaining about them for 15 years and everybody just acts like it's my problem.
it's so fucking cute though.
sees thumbnail and title,\n,\n,spends 9 months diligently aggregating and thoroughly hiding all the slip clutches in the midwest,\n,\n,okay now i'm ready to watch the video
- greased it bro - the sim let you down,\n,- literally every atc's accent absolutely gorgeous. making my stupid ass language sound so good,\n,- when approach control hit u up in the DMs...,\n,- as always, thank you for these goddamned videos. ridiculous how much joy each one brings my pitiful life.
clearly the next step is to send Andy to China.
fucking OW! I would have been swearing my ass off the whole time. incredible composure, as of others have said. mad respect.
look, I don't use the pword okay. but brake checker embodies that goddamned word. diesel, you continue to astound and command such huge respect. this is fucking automotive activism.
holdup lemme just bushhog the phantom real quick
whatever you do mem, please do not lose any of yourself of your time to Eve Online. Star Trek: Online (completely unrelated) might give you some content though. I know they'd love it.
tfw when something optical happens.
spelled Hilary Duff wrong :fighting face:
omgggg!!!! An aquarius too!! ??,\n,\n,Congratulations, obviously.,\n,\n,It's probably stupid and hopefully not actually creepy but this news is ,so, wonderful and welcome at this time (I live in and am from whatever the \"United States\" actually means rn.) ,\n,\n,If I may suggest, you just zone in on that family as much as you can. Please remember that you *do not owe us anything*. I might actually get mad if I see you streaming in the next few weeks lmao. ,\n,\n,Part of us as your audience adding to the legitimacy of this as a profession is keeping in mind how long Jimmy would be able to take off if he worked in the corporate world. ,\n,\n,Lastly, I know ,I, will get a lot more knowing you guys are well, at peace, and able to take in this special part of existence you've just bought into hehe.
cool tip, actually:,\n,\n,I am embodied proof that the \"rapidly pressing W\" - extremely microscopic strides but at extremely high frequency - strategy of movement on foot can drive *truly next level*, 100% real life risk mitigation. ,\n,\n,Since committing to loving myself enough to ,always, walk this way everywhere in 2010, regardless of context, I have ,never, fallen, tripped, slipped, or even stumbled.,\n,\n,However, one time I tried on an Apple Watch for maybe 20 seconds and my microstrutting set off the \"Walk Quality Detection\" thing so bad it just immediately called a FEMA death squad to the AT&T Store on my behalf.
THANK YOU.
yup. 10 years later and if anything it's even more emotional. one of the very most delightful things I have ever found on the internet. thank you two so much, again(?)!
yes but I require everyone to watch it the old fashioned way. don't miss out on the whole medley thing! still appreciate it though.
yes! and other (affordable) media too! (cassette tapes!!)
just think about the extent to which this vehicle will outlast that cryptocurrency.
not in agriculture at least. agree though.
there, he is.
the first and only recorded instance of a traction control unit voluntarily ending its own life in reaction to the extremity of its sensors' input.
oh fuck I should have made a Black Hawk Down joke instead...
squawk 42069
triangle type beat
Realizing the little cinematic bits are cinematic in a way that so much automotive media tries way too hard to achieve (wasting time and irritating the shit out of me in the process) and always fails. ,\n,\n,ʙ       ʀ       ᴀ       ᴠ       ᴏ !!!
YES. Thank you. I needed to show it exactly like this... filmed of the TV, and everything hehe.
I think the F-150 was the only option this time, but if \"Truck 2.0\" is really what's at stake, may I submit my 1989 Toyota Hilux.
the charging thing was escalated to elon himself, who's never heard of titling a vehicle before
you can also always just flip the main switch for a project of this length.
As much as I love, respect, and admire Catchpole, I ,never, want to hear him talk about my snake again.
Hell yes Derek.
lmao.
y'all cool as hell.
Regular Friends sounds so freakin good. I love cars but have literally been saying for how many years now??? \"but man if I actually got a chance to talk to mr regular it'd be about anything but cars.\" like ... I ,know, this dude has got to have some funny shit to say about peer review I\"ll never find anywhere else.,\n,\n,you wanna please your audience? (me) well then I'd prefer the podcast be slapdash as heck. don't fucking worry about the edit.,\n,\n,regarding the fursuit: what the hell is this democracy shit? I don't want Mr. Regular to ever feel like he needs to ask permission to be himself. ,\n,\n,(I understand the economics are more complex but yeah...),\n,\n,tee ell de are: so good to hear you had a great year! merry chrysler, DADDY.
i miss u all
did it go by fast?
no wonder u need a seatbelt driving around completely upside down like that.
Dude this video gave me so much in so little time, it's stupid. ,\n,\n,- I grew up on a farm until I was 14 where fiddling with small engines (which I never got tired of and realized I've missed quite a lot thanks to this experience) and interacting with centrifugal clutches (one of those things that sounds really neat in theory but just leaves you wanting for - and suffering without - basically any of the other options lol) ,\n,- Adjacent to go karts but somehow still haven't got the opportunity to actually figure out to Do The Thing - always wondered. Kinda same thing with pouring concrete. Watching you poke your way through both for the first time felt like a real luxury haha. ,\n,- Been watching Sarah's build videos for a year or so now, always absolutely flabbergasted at the diligence... the persistence... the intelligence... all the while doing like 5 full time people's jobs in video production, with much reverence but zero ,resonance, with my own bumpkin ass behavior in similar pursuits. Curious because getting to capital R Relate with her and y'all's troubleshooting here does have value, turns out.
the denise reveal - as someone who's idolized her words more than any other since half my lifetime ago - gave me the biggest outburst of joy in recent memory. love that story Jason thank you.
localizer gang represent.
Ew.
I love you man lol
STILL unable to stop laughing at this what hath ye wrought.
hey no slew mode in the shorts cowboys.
and I could actually tell where I was setting the level...
LITTLE BUNDLE OF SECRETS lmfao.
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My first ever exposure to Sandstorm (probably my last too lol) was on a loop through the entirety of the US Navy's F/A-18 demonstration for something like 15 consecutive years of (my) attendance at the local (KCOU - Columbia, Missouri) airport's Veteran's Day (weekend) airshow.,\n,\n,The demo, itself, was on a sort of loop. I am 95% sure its routine was completely unchanged from when I was ~6-7 - peak hatred/dread of the jet demo, actually, because it's the most difficult event to actually perceieve for the entire weekend (in order to actually demonstrate anything, the jet kinda has to go very far away EXCEPT for those bits when it fucking sneaks up on you and deafens everything) - through my very last attendance in my mid twenties, by which time it had naturally become a personal meme. ,\n,\n,the fact that the song was never changed is the craziest part, actually. if there ever was a purpose for Sandstorm to serve that did not involve dancing of any kind (this middle part of the united states is basically the largest, most desolate, and certainly least self-conscious oasis of zero established electronic dance music as nightlife options in the western world.... so when the music, itself, traverses, it can only do so in bizarre, often completely unforseen contexts,) I would argue, in retrospect, that it found its special place, there, and certainly that no other single track could have done the job.
quarter mile of vessel per man... golly. all the ways I would fuck that up lmao.
not silly at all. felt it too hehe.
using Zoom h4?ns + h6n plus a shotgun that looks an awful lot like a sennheiser I was once deeply in love with. very, very cool to actually see how this is done. literally waited decades to see it hehe.
super slick comms!
I can't stop coming back for the clipping theme at the beginning.
Still unmatched with the subtitles in 2024.
I think that mf 777 tryin tell me something with its wingtips.... also, that controller is frickin adorable goddamnit.
automatic climate control is so important - see: the x308 Jaguar's huge AUTO button - but complicitly combining heated seat control with that process is psychotic. Soichiro slaps your wrist, Honda.
We Only Rep The Cobbler
I know I would just pop eem a sausage or two over me shoulder since he askin so nicely at full chat like that.
god this looks like such a deeply unpleasant and exhausting way to make a living.
how she make her head get big like that.
worried his head was gonna fall off
2 Broke 4 Linux made me cry 😢
wife sickening is a disqualifier. good to know.
the whistle got me.
EARTHLINK SBC GLOBAL had me departing earth
❤cute.
Buick has never before been so cool
so strange/pitiful/bewildering when people who know anything about aviation feel the need to express surprise at women PIC given... the whole fucking history of women in aviation lol. ,especially, in such an exclusionary way. I'm the opposite of a hothead / impolite person but I would ,not, have handled that airport manager's comment well at all.... I can't think of a more comprehensive failure at that profession (as a rare authority/steward of GA.) ,patty wagstaff outside loops into frame
Apparently the LS7 block weighs 454 lbs... nice joke.
has anyone else in the history of software ever marked versions with roman numerals lol.
something I've noticed - when merlins stay in their original airplanes (you know what I mean,) they start similarly violently but - I'm assuming since they were designed for the application - they seem to become agreeable just after start. in literally ALL of the merlin swap cars I've ever seen run, though, they seem absolutely livid/violently fed up with being woken up again. incoherently barking/coughing/farting. of course, I would lean in to it too, but that one diminutive Alternating Current/Direct Current C.S. Lewis character that brought his rolls (much more modernized) on Top Gear all those years ago vs that Heinkel From Hell-powered thing... well, makes a lot more sense, now.
yuck. I'll stick with VFR thnx. 😂
I miss you all so much.
omfg Jimmy Broadbent would be the answer if you asked \"who's your dream recurring racing driver benchmark guest\".
hell yeah. felt a lot.,\n,\n,I just wish it didn't have to be on YouTube... as in, I wish you could also be free of YouTube.
I hope I live to see the WEC come to OIR (dream stuff, I know,) and watching this it occurs to me that - like many other series in OIRs future - I feel like our single racetrack would easily involve more net altitude change than in all of the others combined lol.
had no idea how much I was anticipating that lol.
omfg I am never going get anywhere again lol. \u003c3
Ya ever just straight up laugh out loud simply because somebody is just so good at what they do?
Thank you so much, Becca, for mentioning and demonstrating the joy of capture on older iPhones. For myself - someone who grew up parallel with the iPhone, basically (I was 14 in 2008 and carried my 1st gen to Jr. High in a goddamned leather belt holster) - the excessive and exponentially-accelerating prioritization of image capture capability in the design of these devices has been bewildering, sad, and alienating since the 8 Plus.,\n,\n,Someone gave me an absurdly pristine 4S example two years ago and - in relentless contrast to my 12 Pro Max and now 15 Pro - it has helped me find the joy, again, in feeling more able to just ,capture, those worthy moments in life, with so much more delight. I don't know if losing it so deeply was my failure, ultimately, but gorsh... I try to evangelize it at every opportunity, these days. After this from *you*, though, I feel a lot more sane lol
slick introduced me to the killers with this vid. as far as I'm concerned, they are the guys who made the track to slick's aceist oshkosh comp. was a student pilot at 15 in 2009 and watched this video over and over again lol.
typical women and their... unanimous and totally infamous documentation addiction. girl always lookin at them damn manuals lmfaaaoooo
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ah yes, my favorite computer programme
normalize signaling ,long, before you ever start moving. I'll give em a whole half hour sometimes.
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can engineer please explain why tf ,hydraulic, driven cooling fan???? and if the answer really is just power/weight, I would like us all to reflect just one more time on the decision to bet the entire , very immediate automotive future on electric motors supplied exclusively by on-vehicle electrochemical storage. ,\n,\n,thnk
did a lot of real loud shrieking along with this one,\n,\n,I s2g dude... I have made the exact same error with the same result more than once, at least, (big difference: it wasn't public lol),\n,\n,hadn't thought about it for years until now but *I know this exact sensation*: the heart-shattering thought: are the fundamental laws of everything you count on most steadfastly in the universe.....taking a DAY OFF?,\n,\n,so glad you included it though... I don't think its an entirely unreasonable supposition that lives could be saved by this video.
Speedmaster? Is that a special edition?
Alternate thumbnail idea: \"WHERE'S THE DAMNED BoP???\" ,shaking fists in air, mouth open of course
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now convinced - not that I wasn't before - that I would love hanging out with David. thanks again for being the only journalist to respond to my DM about Periscope, Pierce.
so cute. love you all. got me cryin a little bit goddamnit motorsport.
ugh I could be crazy but I swear I can hear the soundaktor from the first throttle application. remove it, brothers. as soon as you can. trust me.
should I have also noted that I owned this car for over 9 months before I discovered this by chance - having more or less unconsciously resigned to the idea that one simply could not access the wipers lol.
Kharma
I'd also like to note: women make the best car media people imo. (Denise McCluggage? fight me) ,\n,\n,so it's very exciting! do your own thing, Izzy.
love Izzy's rendition of Jessica.
why tf is jason regularly boiling single cups of water lol. is sf water that bad???
\"This is fucking voodoo, and sucks.\"
I was really hoping to leave the little (driver's side) one in and have it be a viable seat for the occasional passenger but... from my end watching this through several times, that seems like a pretty strong no-can-do. ,\n,\n,can you confirm? thank you!
love you guys and I know you're working within the confines of a content space I clearly do not understand but....,\n,\n,what, exactly, was explained, here? I appreciate starting out with a few details, but like... at least for me, this video serves only to notify me about the new existence of this wee fee seven. which I appreciate!!! to explain what I imagine what surely has an ISO number(??) though, would surely involve like 20 minutes of analysis?? idk. I guess I'm off now to see if I can find the specification of this goddamned thing, which I am absolutely incapable of truly parsing, undoubtedly. thank you.
This is actually just the highest calibre STOL flex video ever published on YouTube. huge expansion on the meaning of ,outstanding pilotage, just in that short taxi. what a pleasure!😊
thank you.
Justine, I feel like I'm compelled to say variations of this every time I watch a full review of yours, but it really does astonish me every time how you manage to find and communicate \"truth\" (however apt that word really is when we're talking about consumer tech products hehe) so much more elegantly and effectively than the rest of us tech media adjacents,\n,\n,...and put basically any other form of analysis (griping, comparison, etc) so effortlessly to shame in doing so with just,\n,\n,*pure enthusiasm*,\n,\n,like, I have personally continued to feel more and more out of touch with Apple's hardware decisions, especially, but oh my gosh it was so nice to see that they make sense for somebody,\n,\n,somehow watching you explore and enjoy so professionally and joyfully all these bewildering things made me feel a whole lot better lol. thank you!
\"academic peer review\" is not something I ever expected to hear out of a nutter mouth. much respect. also, thanks for answering a question I've spent too much time thinking about for basically my whole life lol.
I can't help but suggest this is yet another thing explained by the fact that we (Americans) are the greatest concentration by far of idiocy, complacency, and capability.
i only have the clock app ¿
Fucking CyberLink PowerDirector 9 cost me so many years of my youth. Assuming the watermark means you didn't pay for it... thank god. never, ever pay for him.
:(
sor ry.
Org mode had me,\n,\n,just screaming
don't forget about,\n,GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}
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Love you all. Watching Nilay use Googe be like 😮
Ur lights leaking my dood.
Hey car industry,,\n,\n,Gauges, buttons, and potentiometers never overheat! And if you think you're saving money, every single potential car buyer I've talked to in the past 3 months about this has expressed a commitment to never buying an automobile with digital instruments. 😊
Try a shotgun mic on top of the camera if you haven't already.
Very bizarre to hear that the Lotus offering is the heaviest in its segment. Had to rewind twice. Feels very wrong.
Just wanted to pop in and express my appreciation for this video. I can't remember from where I found it or how many others I watched from my own YouTube search for Soundaktor help before finding it, but something about it made it the first one to be actually helpful.,\n,\n,I have a 2017 GTI S and - to be honest - I assumed what mechanical knowledge I have would be far too outdated to apply. That's the closest explanation I have as to why I put off investigating what it would take to remove the Soundaktor for some 30+ days and nearly 3000 miles of driving. For this, I am deeply pissed with myself.,\n,\n,The folks I've talked to in person about their cars have been about as on the fence as what seems to be the general consensus among automotive media + forumgoers, but for the love of gourd, ,please, at least give disconnecting the hateful thing a try as soon as you can if you own an automobile with one.,\n,\n,My car seems to be relatively high mileage - just passing 90,000 - for its age, which could perhaps explain why the difference in experience was so jarring, but let it be known that *this little mf pumps vibration into the cabin at all gosh darned times*, regardless of what driving mode you're is in. It is nothing less than a *torture device*, and I promise I'm not just being melodramatic.
and yet... some of y'all still living without password managers in 2023...
no idea how i could possibly begin to explain to my girlfriend but I'm damned sorry I missed that. Please continue to Jarrett the hell out of that shit.
Was watching this with beloved GF and she said \"He ain't got an Ass to Fart In\" and I had to share it thank you.
I can't believe we are still stuck on ,literally, the first story in the old testament for our idioms but I am not personally in a position to criticize any further. HOWEVER: Zack, ,do not, eat the Shiracho fruit. It'll just give you terrible gas for days.
Absolutely zero chance he's overdone it ❤
Sorry I missed the stream. Gosh I love that necklace so much hehe.
You can actually just cancel it immediately and continue to use it for the rest of the trial.
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘮𝘯𝘪𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 ,\n,\n,is without a doubt the best title for the beetle I've ever heard.
A \"wobble-free\" desk... Well got dang, I never thought of that!
I prayed for it.
Pixel Tablet for education!!!!
Jeremy Renner's brother???
my hot take: Blogger is a good, mature, extremely high value CMS.
DITHER LMAO.
dem custom headphone cups.
FUCKING FATBOY SLIM. if I'd known this was happening somewhere in the world at 8 years old...
THIS is what technology is for.
Sorry guys :(
something definitely does not add up re: battery life.,\n,\n,I just got a brand new machine (well, it was probably sitting in storage) via Applecare and - after setting up a fairly legit system of logging - get ~3 hours of full-charge use... and I don't do anything with video or audio. Just text lol.
the sort of visceral nostalgia so powerful it hurts
finally have a definitive link to send the next time somebody asks for the definition of TORQUE.
sorry but the cleanest setup is an empty desk.
I think for europeans, especially, this makes a lot of sense. More relevant than using a Suburban as a yardstick, I'd say.
THANK you. I swear HotKey and Magnet are the best solutions to problems that folks continue to release solutions for??? Nice to know they're not actually forgotten.
VPN.
My blog posts are in der. And some have had heavy revision since 2/2020 y'all!! I guess I'm on my way god damnit.
God damnit man it's so much worse to hear you guys were woken up to a blind fight over your life's work... I assumed with the rest of the internet that you were sleeping through it. The second worse news ...  - as of this year - I am now up to an average of FOUR reauths per worklday with ,just Google services, - none of which I use professionally!    I wish this could be the time for you guys to consider another platform, but I know it's just not an option.
A KILOBYTE...
Watching this again makes me question what in God's name happened.
honestly might as well just put your mouth on the PITOT tube if it's gotta be that close. fully commitment to the authority.
I understand, obviously, but \"young pilot\" seems a bit inappropriate considering she is a USAF Captain hehe. (I didn't know until I looked it up.)
an Rhen Oh?? ,\n,\n,oh you mean a RHen ALT.,\n,\n,quaint.,\n,\n,(American simulation),\n,\n,((by an american.))
I think it's the dev team. ❤
dat after-body drag 😮😮😮
Fat & shrieking ❤
Busy busy!
Brandon created Linus.
I see nothing separating this from \"television-quality\" production. don't know if that means anything but shucks it feels weird seeing it for free.
I think about that balloon every day.
𝒯𝒽ℯ ℬℯ𝓈𝓉 ℴ𝓇 N̷o̷t̷h̷i̷n̷g̷
I adore you, Brian, but if any driver started shouting \"ballast to your side!,\" I would simply Exit The Vehicle.
peepee poopoo grun
came here for those slow mo new balance shots
Love them.
aAAAAAAAAAAA
this is gonna trigger a DRM violation for The Goofy Movie.
This is such a bizarre video to bring one to tears lol. I want to say so much about it... I was 18 and two years into committing to becoming an automotive journalist or bust... Consuming every single bit of  the digital audio media garden hose. And just... this video was like nothing I'd ever seen. Who knows how many times I went through it. Honestly, it might be the definitive thing that finally got me to give rally (as a whole) a real look (lots of things working against that growing up in the Midwestern US.) Pure, supremely original joy.
Absolutely. Though I am absolutely part and participant of this (I am idiot american,) I really did take a sec to read our road laws regarding roundabouts and I make a point to follow them! I suspect the quoted mfs in this video are actually frustrated with sharing the road with a bunch of people who ,do not, understand how to [drive.] And we're terrible at doing anything collectively because we continue to entertain ridiculously archaic (and vague) individualist ideology ,especially, in contexts where it makes no rational sense. Honestly, the criticism is a favor! I don't know how else to deal with such powerful insanity, so thank you.
Still genuinely profound. Still got it.
For context, this is an iPad Flight Simulator folks! I'm positive this was hard to coordinate, hard to capture, and ridiculously next level to actually perform! Very cool. 😊
how do I become as fit AND knowledgable as DTS tho...
RESPECT.
ya know, I did such a great job throughout this entire video - as refreshingly entertaining as it was! - not waking up my girlfriend (my laugh is pretty much exclusively expressed in abrupt, very high pitch shouts, these days) until ,\n,\n,aͧr̴̰r̠͓ḭ̷̮͎̅̔̒ͮͬ͘͢v͏̳͕̿̀e̦̤͕̪̻̭ͯ͛̕ͅḑ̴̵̫̅͂͒ͧ͟e̛̪rc҉҉i͕!̴̢̛̛̱̼̬͓ͦ̕͝!̷̰̦̆͐ͥͩ͐̇̍,\n,\n,and that godforsaken claw lmao,\n,\n,which caused me to just spit all over myself.
POBST THIS.
damn.... I would love a Kia-built Elan.
And yet... one wouldn't really say she does so blindly, right? I've been consuming tech criticism my whole adult life (including iJustine's) and like... editorially.... I've heard/seen way more problematic behavior from actual, ethics-bound consumer journalists than I have from her. Apple, Inc. is scary and awful imo but she always manages to delight and surprise. They really ,should, pay her for that lol.
Masterfully done. Good god.
how did I get here. ,\n,\n,:) though.
god you've gotten good at this lol. bravo.
i love this sm cryin all over again lol
relating from another epoch.
Absolute masterpiece level work, gentleman.
this has been in my head... daily... for almost 10 years. I have also been caught vocalizing it to myself repeatedly... for almost 10 years. fuck beethoven and thank you for your time. \u003c3
it just now occurred to me how superb the Hyper CAR class badge would look on a T-shirt.
yo I'm sorry to be oversensitive, but please put a warning on this about the crashes. I guess all I did was read Richard's book about his, but it definitely made it more than just a moment on TV for me. we all care about these guys a lot and nobody wants to be overheard involuntarily exclaiming on the pot in the office bathroom. (I was alone this time but still.)
I suppose the Aventador is my generation's poster Lamborghini. boy am I glad it got over that Batman association.
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WE THOUGHT WE HAD MORE TIME
I consume a lot of syndicated content and got damn I don’t think anybody on earth does ad reads like mr mobile. I sure hope there’s a premium to that because it flips them completely into compelling, meaningful components of the whole instead of feeling obligatory.
Increase weight, reduce range. Nice.
felt this…
where does the electricity come from, sinners.
IT’S ABOUT DANG TIME!!!
Jason I am extremely angry with you. I’m assuming you’ll never see this comment and I’m sure you know how good you are at this by now, but I have lost so much work time since you started uploading these old ignition episodes. I hardly ever watch YouTube videos anymore and hadn’t for years but now all of the sudden I can’t stop myself. what the fuck man. the least you could do is paywall this shit or something.
I think I understand everything except… notably… the size thing. Maybe I’m just out of touch, but I know it’s still a fact in hardware design that miniaturization comes at great cost in a billion different ways. I also understand that Apple’s not going to stop making sacrifices for design, even in professional products… What I absolute DO NOT understand is why everyone CELEBRATES it ubiquitously. Boy I just love how tiny my … static, WORKSTATION machine is????
same!
this is a dumb, tasteless, thoughtless joke. I don't know what sandman you're talking about.
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Where are you.
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I feel like what you’re also asking is “are dedicated camera professionals still necessary?” and the answer has been, is, and forever shall be YES. (as an amateur who has shot video on iPhones since before it was supported.)
that said… I have to be honest, I would always rather receive a cassette than a goddang url lmao. but I’d rather get a link than nothing at all!
@ChrisJ Fox","mention":{"externalChannelId":"UC-I_6NrpUxnfesXCnzGx_Og}, I’ve made cassette mixtapes! even disassembled them so I could custom paint them. honestly, just because you ,can, whip up a playlist in 5 mins doesn’t mean you must. my streaming service playlists are just as considered and obsessed over as they were in the cassette days.
I'll transcribe for free. Can't promise it'd be super prompt or anything but it'll be accurate. I'd love to be able to pay you guys back somehow. Little too tight on cash for the Patreon right now so.
I dare you guys to bring 3 to the True False Film Festival in Columbia, MO. it's nationally prestigious-ish and in the Spring. though they did give me a press pass years ago so who knows...,\n,\n,idk I'd probably burst into tears and run up to you though so...
I don't think I've been as excited for anything all year.
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Also, watching this desperately hoping it occurs to someone to ,remove the pop filter, at some point.
This is the only video on the MAGFest channel that matters, culturally. ,\n,\n,(Unless there are previous years’ YTP Panels.)
Apple loves you for describing the result of ridiculously negligent documentation as “Hacks” and “Hidden Tricks.” You’re doing the work of the world’s most wealthy company - this video is documentation - and I think you’re heroes for it. My only request - and it is sincere and urgent - is that you simply ,frame it as such., You don’t have to editorialize about it like I just did, but most folks are going to vaguely assume something malicious about “hacks” when you are literally just showing ,how to use the phone.
Bravo, team!
I know better than you what I want to watch. Please turn the algorithms off and be at peace. Subscriptions, Playlists, and Queues functioned wonderfully alone in helping me consume the content I wanted. Everything else is noise. I have been completely unable to use YouTube for years. I would like to be able to use this World Wide Web Site again. Thanks.
Deeply impressed that James’ regular speaking voice is identical to his television advert VOs. Bet those were all 1 takes. Damn.
Manifesting digital information into existence in the physical world is very hard. Kinkos is great tho.
Now THIS is my kind of Short lol. Also for the sake of the thread, ,\n,\n,The PinePhone is a genuinely cute handset, which is unheard of in 2021, and its developers are hilarious. For WWDC 2021, I decided to pop in their Discord, join a live voice chat, and just started chanting \"LINUX PHONE... LINUX PHONE....,\" which they immediately echoed even though they were actually doing live work, from what I understand. A sense of humor combined with ridiculously reasonable pricing ($400 is the max you can spend on one) makes them downright heros in my book.
\u003c3 this comment wins no contest for quickest from 0-active tear ducts.
Rename it V8 Vantage Double Negative.
FAT.,\n,(the automobile, not the humans.)
Wrangler Hellcat when.
What a little brat lol.,\n,\n, (the automobile, not Matt.),\n,\n,too bad that goddamned movie ruined the thing forever.
Just another reminder: you guys are good at this.
whoever disliked this is literally not human fucking P((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((,\n,\n,this is sincerely one of the funniest videos on youtube.,\n,\n,it is like number 9 on my favorites list that I started in like 2010.
my dad (a farmer) had a p510 and I think he broke the motor within a week… haven’t thought about that in a decade lol
I want a poster of Mr. Mobile flipphone bowling lmao. I’d pay up.
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Peter Campbell Clipping ,\n,\n,This is the greatest advertising opportunity since the invention of cancer.
THIS is the consumer technology journalism we need.
I am being 100% sincere when I say that Scott Galloway helps me calm down - I do not know what the heck strategic thinking is, or what anyone else in this comment feed is talking about, but I deserved to hear someone smarter than me confirm not my suppositions about the future or my `big ideas about how things should be`, but my terrified, deeply confused observations of folks far and near. this was my little slice of filter bubble for the year and my whole body feels less tense lol.
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Not that you need to hear it from me, but I’d say a purely indulgent video was EASILY well-deserved but this is not that. No “all over the map.” You’re pretty good at this, you know. ,\n,\n,I will say: CHERISH the body roll bro…
Why are The Linus' better at explaining iOS than ,\n,1.) me.,\n,2.) mainstream tech media ,\n,3.) apple-adjacent media,\n,4.) Apple itself (By a loooooooooong way.),\n,\n,I learned more from this video than I have in literally months of doing NOTHING BUT thinking about iOS, reading ad nauseum about it, and actually printing off Apple's own documentation.,\n,\n,I am legitimately angry about how well-produced this video is.
god bless, you ben.
the only automobile in the world...\r,\n,\r,\n,Mr. Regular, from a removed perspective,\r,\n,\r,\n,-Evora Good because it old, basically,\n,\n,\r,\n,\r,\n,-Evora feels so good (and I'm glad) because it represents an ACTUAL IDENTIFIABLE commitment to one or two primary priorities/functions. (It is designed to be a good sports car and pass as a medicore GT, as opposed to being designed primarily to get in a car accident.) ,\n,\n,\r,\n,\r,\n,-Evora good because it's a miracle every single additional model year they're able to manufacture any at all.,\n,\n,\r,\n,\r,\n,-evora good because of desperation and its inherent catalyzing of ,truly,-clever solutions because there wasn't any other options. (long nights looking at the ceiling and sweating.),\n,\n,\r,\n,\r,\n,-Evora good because it is reasonably proporitioned in terms of weight vs. collision mitigation and prevention tech/fat (surely it's only legal to sell in the U.S. from some grandfathered exemption/pity?),\n,\n,\r,\n,\r,\n,-Astonishingly, Evora is good because of all the reasons Lotus has always been. (What we'd call  brand identity except Lotus can't even afford to use that term.),\n,\n,\r,\n,\r,\n,BECAUSE OF ALL THIS (and the fact that he's actually driving it,),\n,\n,\r,\n,The young man who owns that car not only gets an exemption from the ,never fucking wear branded merchandise of a car you actually own ESPECIALLY WHEN IN A VIDEO ABOUT IT*, he should be *praised, for it. ,\n,\n,\r,\n,\r,\n,*,\n,\n,\r,\n,\r,\n,Committing to calling this your favorite car of the year despite its profound, inherent irrelevance as a ,product, is ultra-redeemable. ,\n,\n,\r,\n,\r,\n,For god sakes, godspeed lotus. Godspeed lotus man. I am sincerely sending all of my remaining fast boy luck your way.
Microsoft... Have you been browsing my SoundCloud??? ,https://soundcloud.com/chordoslut/windows-operatic","link":{"linkUrl":"https://soundcloud.com/chordoslut/windows-operatic}
Or its preceding best seller, the B!!!
Ty and (sorry.) It’s not everyone… just people that use the term “flyover country.”
I have heard so many stories about your dad for years now... Anticipation to watch this is unreasonably high lmao.
I appreciate the clarification but uh…. I’m pretty sure everyone knows at least that much about academia lol.
me getting the full 110, 9-5, 7 days a week
sobbing at the keyboard,\n,\n,gonna have to fight u doug. can’t believe it’s come to this.
I don't have the vinyl or the original audio file of this rip, but I could technically pull what's on here and slow it down for you if it'd help.
it was designed to fit within the form factor of a sewing machine, actually…. because airline overhead bins were apparently designed to accommodate those lol
as soon as i get the keyboard fixed, I fully intend to bring it in a starbucks on a busy day and ask “um whats ur wifi password.”
I had the privilege of doing that (yes i carried it on the plane in the overhead bin.),\n,\n,you actually wouldnt believe me if I told you how many people said something about it. I literally hadnt finished getting out of the cab arriving to PDX… two guys walking by yelled “COMPAQ… you’re a hero!!”,\n,\n,proof: ,https://www.instagram.com/p/BpstyMClQhk/?igshid=1i712c2h03j6u","link":{"linkUrl":"https://www.instagram.com/p/BpstyMClQhk/?igshid=1i712c2h03j6u}
the notation on the receipt pricing out the compaq vs ibm SINGLEHANDEDLY makes this a museum find. or at least that receipt, itself… maybe consider offering the computer history museum an indefinite loan? you wouldnt have to worry about preserving paper and they would have one hell of a footnote.
Thank you so much. I miss that phone and nobody else has given it such thorough consideration in a long time, if ever.
big brand loyalty and confirmation bias warning…,\n,Sony’s too smart to bother with inductive charging! just like me!
the term “Offensive” as a key component of your job title.
Realizing that this is documentation.
Unfortunately what WILL and what SHOULD are currently at alarming odds.
said it at length on insta but I’ll say it again: I love auto journo mode Justine.
This is how military recruits should be required to get smooth before boot camp - official U.S. Army™ Twitch Channel shame.
I just wanna say: now it’s time for us to STOP multitasking. like me right now… I’m on a 15 minute walk to the grocery store, struggling to type out this comment when I should be doing one OR the other.
Big KRIT!!!! \u003c3
unlimited geos have been my dream since i bought one for $100 when I was 11 lol.
I’m on my iPhone 12 Pro Max and just ran my best geekbench 5 score yet on Beta 3 hehe.
well, I think I definitely would've talking about weight considering the 2020 Caravan's base curb weight is ~an even 1000 lbs. greater than in 1994, which is uh… a lot.,\n,\n,disregarding the legal/legislative component of this and instead focusing on the supposed justification behind it…,\n,\n,we'd say it's okay the 2020 model is a whole grand heavier because it's *that much safer*, primarily, right? and then justification #2 would revolve around how much more technology is packed into the segment in 2020. ,\n,\n,but just fucking think about how much less fuel/tires/brake pads would've been consumed and carbons emitted if we'd sacrificed less to the safety ideal in the past 27 years and kept the weight about the same…,\n,\n,I really hope this trend of getting bigger and heavier is going to end sometime soon because if it doesn't…
is that an SM7B??? really, Apple?? that's all you got?
confirmed
what if I want to send 100% of the torque TO HELL.
I love and look up to you mark and have since I was a kid but…,\n,\n,can you tell me why the hell we ever thought that screen flow look - with the goddamned reflections on the “floor”… why did we ever think it was okay? lmao. I mimicked you almost exactly in all my own videos from the time… I guess we’ll just chock it up to The Golden Age of Skeumorphism.
The pager remains the healthiest mobile notification management system ever devised.
definitely still happening. we’ve just optimized it.
is it not the most gorgeous consumer technology product you’ve ever seen.
the way the Genesis seems to make these folks feel is how I feel about the original Playstation. also,, I’m only two years older than Marques but would still make sure those discs were nice and secure before pushing that heavy spring-bound power button. lol
uh is this really “mobile” gaming anymore? for gosh sakes dude… just put down the cellular phone, get out of bed, and turn on your dang computer. ,\n,\n,(speaking directly to myself, here, in bed and far too intrigued by the prospect of this video.)
Battlefield 1942 on a fucking HUSQVARNA, no less… Y’all really ain’t foolin around.
so I’ve got the current version of the google app on the current version of iOS and the “Search a song” button does not appear, nor does voice search seem to recognize what the heck I’m doing when trying to search. I’ve spent the past 20 minutes trying to find blog posts/update notes/any notice from google that the feature was removed. is anybody else experiencing this?
how the actual heck do you mix this. (idk why I’ve never thought about it until this moment, but mixing/mastering a capella groups seems like it would either be extraordinarily difficult or just an elementary game of substituting each vocal range for their corresponding instrument’s positions around the spectrum.)
traditionally, in software, \"inconspicuous features\" are brought to the attention of users by DOCUMENTATION, which is sorely lacking in iOS. considering that Apple's the most valuable company in the history of the world and just broke $100 billion/quarter, it is INEXCUSABLE that they fail on this stuff.
Joanna your first gen example is in surprisingly good shape. Also, those photos/???? look astonishingly good considering it was a 2mp sensor. I’ll take it off your hands if you don’t want it!
I miss my Xperia Play every day.
@timur fattakhov","mention":{"externalChannelId":"UCKgw9bw0DpIugsQR1Vm_u0g}, This is it folks!!! Thank you so much!
What a brilliantly-made video! I'm glad I came across yours first! hehe
thank you so much!!!,\n,\n,you ever wonder why the wealthiest company in the history of the world doesn’t make videos like this when they remove/alter features? like it’s not 1989 anymore... why do we still have to depend on good samaritan users to create your documentation @apple??? ,\n,\n,both validating and saddening to see how many other people miss 3D touch in the comments... I Stand With You.
may the Lord Jesus return soon and school this man. like... before doing anything else. my salvation can wait.
My dudes... So darn young.
Spied the Bandcamp app. :) Good man.
Brilliant work folks. Very impressed. Refreshing!
Brilliant work guys. Very impressed. Refreshing!
How on Earth did they accomplish this without access to the Notion API?
just seeing this and it still burns thick 5 years later. well-done.
Indeed! That's what we were named after! I appreciate the evangelism.
lmao ♡ u bae
I appreciate the video! ...but that is by far the worst Chrome theme I have ever seen lol
If a Corvette's not for boomers, though, who IS it for? I love you guys but I feel like the only people really excited about a refined Corvette are the automotive media (it's been this way since the release of the C7.) IMO all this is great but - like the Mustang, Camaro, etc - if the American auto industry really wants to stop making cars for old people, they need to stop using old marques and come up with some new ones. (I'm partial to \"Chevrolet Simp.\")
Still a banger.
feeling this sentence so much I've got chills.
I was really hoping they'd revamp the Podcast app again but I suppose that could still be coming.
@LINKS-R-US","mention":{"externalChannelId":"UCdq3Uzjzqdb2OM8hF4Kq4uw}, Thank you!
Will the replay be available? If so, whenabouts?
My COMPAQ Portable also makes me feel this way.
Sometimes I really wish you guys published this stuff in print somewhere. I know you're reading from written work. It seems like a shame to just discard it after.
Yes, I'm going to steal your product key because I'm desperate to run this operating system.
And yet they still can't resdesign those doggone stalks.
Had to watch a Ford ad to see this. Thank you.
Needa find a 456 soon :)
Thank you for uploading these!
kept hearing “self-loathing”
Really hurt my feelings with this video because my dad’s Rx-7 was my childhood best friend. All the images are powerful in that way that young abstract memories do. ,\n,\n,\n,AND YET, spot on as always. Bravo. Childhood me is crying. Reasonable me is laughing and clapping. I don’t know any better compliment. ,\n,\n,You’re good at this.
Haven’t heard the term “hypebeast” in at least 2 years thank you dieter.
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I cannot believe this shit still exists. There's no way it's the original formula, right?
Well, I did get fired from my job of three years for my behavior during this game. I actually really appreciate this criticism in retrospect - it's pretty valuable life advice and I know it took some time to compose. Thank you!,\n,\n,-Destitute Dave
Thank you! In retrospect, that was the only funny contribution I actually made. I'm glad at least someone enjoyed it.,\n,\n,-Dirty Dave
Super intriguing and enlightening! Thanks for taking the time to make these.
Thank you! I'm not sure it's technically musically accurate but I was pumped when I stumbled upon the melody.,\n,\n,--David
Eternally.
We're always listening to Z-Ro and have uploaded a few ABN tracks slowed in the past.
In the garage on external hard drives, unfortunately. I've stopped video editing until we can make a freelancer slog through it because I was legitimately beginning to lose my mind. Here's a bit more, though! ,\n,edit: how the f...,\n,\n,,David
Science.
Bless You.