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netcheck() {
  emulate -L zsh
  setopt local_options no_monitor no_notify

  local R=$'\e[0m' B=$'\e[1m' G=$'\e[32m' E=$'\e[31m' D=$'\e[90m'
  local OK="${B}${G}✓${R}" NO="${B}${E}✗${R}" WAIT="${D}…${R}"
  local host=google.com url=http://connectivitycheck.gstatic.com/generate_204

  local dns=$WAIT http=$WAIT dp hp dr hr
  draw(){ print -nr -- $'\r\e[2K'"DNS [$dns] | HTTP [$http]"; }

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bash -lc 'set -e
need(){ command -v "$1" >/dev/null 2>&1; }
sudo_(){ need sudo && sudo "$@" || "$@"; }

# ---- install zsh + basics (NO apt update) ----
if need apt-get; then
  sudo_ DEBIAN_FRONTEND=noninteractive apt-get -y install zsh git curl >/dev/null 2>&1 || true
elif need brew; then
  brew install zsh git curl >/dev/null 2>&1 || true
fi

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#!/usr/bin/env zsh
# Quick diagnostics for the EasyTether USB path.

set -u

header() {
  printf '\n== %s ==\n' "$1"
}

status() {

cheeseonamonkey

#!/usr/bin/env python3
import re, time, json, gzip, argparse, hashlib, logging
from urllib.parse import urljoin, urlparse, parse_qs
from xml.etree import ElementTree as ET

from curl_cffi import requests
from curl_cffi.requests.exceptions import Timeout, RequestException

BASE = "https://www.choicehotels.com"
BROWSERS = ["chrome120", "chrome110", "safari17"]

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  <style>
  body::after{
    content:attr(data-q);
    position:absolute;
    top:10px;
    right:-30px;
    color:#e5e7eb;
    font-size:13px;
    font-weight:600;

cheeseonamonkey

import csv, json, os, random, re, time
from typing import Optional
from curl_cffi import requests  # pip install curl_cffi
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup

# --- CONFIGURATION ---
BATCH_SIZE = 500  # Lowered slightly to be safe
MIN_DELAY, MAX_DELAY = 12, 40
LONG_DELAY_CHANCE = 0.08  # 8% chance of a "coffee break"
LONG_DELAY_RANGE = (120, 300) # 2-5 minutes

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#!/usr/bin/env zsh
set -euo pipefail

SRC="/tmp/testfile.dat"
DEV="/dev/disk/by-id/scsi-0Linode_Volume_blk_vol"
MNT="/blk"
TMP="$MNT/.bench_tmp"

OPTS=("none" "lzo" "zlib:1" "zlib:5" "zlib:9" "zstd:1" "zstd:3" "zstd:6" "zstd:9" "zstd:15")

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#!/usr/bin/env python3
"""Record voice activity, apply light AGC, and transcribe with Whisper (English only)."""

import argparse
import json
import collections
import os
import queue
import threading
import time

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#!/usr/bin/env zsh
# Custom fetch script (zsh only)
# - jp2a image (color, more detail)
# - 2-column layout: system (left), misc/fun stats (right)

set -u
set +x 2>/dev/null || true   # disable xtrace so lv/rv lines don't print

# -------------------- Colors / formatting --------------------

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dump_x_xfce() {
  # colors
  local H="$(tput setaf 6)"  # cyan
  local S="$(tput setaf 3)"  # yellow
  local E="$(tput setaf 1)"  # red
  local N="$(tput sgr0)"

  echo "${H}### X / XFCE Context Dump ###${N}"
  echo