I hereby claim:
- I am absurd on github.
- I am absurd (https://keybase.io/absurd) on keybase.
- I have a public key ASCiJNfRGyDlJotXzGuetCtMVX8IMS3CtmjSMSI09TzZXAo
To claim this, I am signing this object:
absurd
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/ yt_sidebar_scroll.user.js
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February 6, 2026 21:53
YouTube Independent Sidebar Scroll
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/ resizeYoutubeThumbnails.user.js
Last active
February 2, 2026 17:57
Fix Humongous Youtube Sidebar -- Feb 2026
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| // ==UserScript== | |
| // @name Resize YouTube Thumbnails | |
| // @namespace http://tampermonkey.net/ | |
| // @version 1.2 | |
| // @description Fix humongous youtube sidebar | |
| // @author Gall | |
| // @match *://www.youtube.com/* | |
| // @grant none | |
| // @run-at document-start | |
| // ==/UserScript== |
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/ gist:63359db9cf839945e4584c0730e3ad52
Created
March 10, 2022 05:11
CSS Selector for Removing Non-Followed Suggested Posts on Twitter.com (e.g. w/ UBlock Origin)
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| ##article:has(div>div>div>div>div>div>div>div>div>div>div>a>span:has-text(/See more/)) |
absurd
/ yarn-voice-start.sh
Created
July 9, 2018 01:34
yarn start (for create-react-app) with voice notifications
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| #!/usr/bin/env bash | |
| unbuffer yarn start | tee >( | |
| while read line | |
| do | |
| if [[ "$line" = *"Starting the development server"* ]] | |
| then | |
| echo "Starting the development server" | say -v Vicki -r 250 | |
| elif [[ $line = *"Compiled"* ]] | |
| then |
absurd
/ emalias.sh
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March 20, 2018 07:02
Emalias -- shell script to quickly generate Postfix email aliases
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| #!/usr/local/bin/zsh | |
| default_address="you@example.com" | |
| if [ -t 0 ]; then | |
| # read more about heredocs (the <<ENDSSH ... ENDSSH part): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_document | |
| ssh you@$EMAIL_SERVER_IP <<ENDSSH | |
| echo "$1@example.com $default_address" | sudo tee -a /etc/postfix/virtual \ | |
| && sudo postmap /etc/postfix/virtual \ | |
| && sudo service postfix restart | |
| ENDSSH |
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| @-moz-document domain(twitter.com) { | |
| li[data-suggestion-json*="ActivityTweet"] { | |
| display: none; | |
| } | |
| } |
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/ gist:04a57c863b4df18e6b557b51d8ad6bc7
Created
March 11, 2018 23:23
bin/pylint virtualenv load plugins kludge v1
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| #!/Users/you/.virtualenvs/yourproject/bin/python3.6 | |
| # -*- coding: utf-8 -*- | |
| import re | |
| import sys | |
| from pip.operations.freeze import freeze | |
| from pylint import run_pylint | |
| if __name__ == '__main__': |
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/ genesis_public_key
Created
March 5, 2018 20:08
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| 04bf5e1c53bca2d919952149caebe350c9e3fdb632045960ad48513f45d63f9a9ea58057eac010652292772b69763c75e8f7f7acef8ae3094b7903a9bcaa6da803 |
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/ unfalse_poem.py
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December 22, 2015 21:29
An unfalse poem that evaluates properly.
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| # Copyright 2013AD Gallus Absurd | |
| def unfalse_poem(): | |
| None is not True or False | |
| for subject in [complex(True,False)]: | |
| subject is not object | |
| for certainty in [complex(False,True)]: | |
| certainty is not Exception | |
| certainty is not license |
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