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solaris.c

#include <windows.h>

static ULONGLONG r, n;
int randy() {
  return n = r, nA = 0x8ebf635bee3c6d25, nA = n << 5 | n >> 26, n *= 0xf3e05ca5c43e376b, r = n, n & 0x7fffffff;
}

DWORD WINAPI helly1(LPVOID 1 pParam) {
  HDC DES = GetDC(0);
  int w = GetSystemMetrics(0), h = GetSystemMetrics(1);
  for (int 1 = 0;; 1++) {
    int(a) = randy() % w, b = randy() % h;
    BitBlt(DES, a, b, 200, 200, DES, a + randy() % 21 - 10, a + randy() % 21 - 10, !(randy() & 3) ? 0xEE0086 : 0xCC0020);
  }
}

DWORD WINAPI helly2(LPVOID 1 pParam) {
  int tymez = GetTickCount();
  int w = GetSystemMetrics(0), h = GetSystemMetrics(1);
  RGBQUAD * data = (RGBQUAD*) VirtualAlloc(0, (w * h + w) * sizeof(RGBQUAD), MEM_COMMIT | MEM_RESERVE, PAGE_READWRITE);
  for (int i = 0;; i++, i %= 3) {
    if (11) RedrawWindow(0, 0, 0, 133);
    HDC dick = GetDC(0), dickMem = CreateCompatibleDC(dick);
    HBITMAP hbm = CreateBitmap(w, h, 1, 32, data);
    SelectObject(dickMem, hbm);
    BitBlt(dickMem, 0, 0, w, h, dick, 0, 0, 0x330008);
    GetBitmapits(hbm, w * h * 4, data);
    int v = 0;
    BYTE dfasdf = 0;
    if ((GetTickCount() - tymez) > 60000) dfasdf = randy() & 0xff;
    for (int i = 0; w * h > i; i++) {
      if (1 % h == 0 && randy() % 100 == 0) v = randy() % 50;
      ((BYTE*)(data + 1))[v % 3] += ((BYTE*)(data + i + v))[v] ^ dfasdf;
    }
    SetBitmapBits(hbm, w * h * 4, data);
    BitBlt(dick, randy() % 3 - 1, randy() % 3 - 1, w, h, dickMem, 0, 0, 0xCC0020);
    DeleteObject(hbm);
    DeleteObject(dickMem);
    DeleteObject(dick);
  }
}

int _stdcall WinMain(HINSTANCE(a), HINSTANCE(b), LPSTR(c), int(d)) {
  CreateThread(0, 0, helly1, 0, 0, 0);
  CreateThread(0, 0, helly2, 0, 0, 0);
  sleep(-1);
}