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Talk to this chatbot by pasting the script into http://www.elizascript.net/
Talk to this chatbot by pasting the script into http://www.elizascript.net/
#title chatbot's morning after
#author holly gramazio
#website hollygramazio.net
#botname sadbot
#playercol FFFFFF
#botcol 88DD88
#backcol 330000
#typespeed 0
[start] {
blfffrgh
#break
}
[!egg]
{
[!better]
{
":(", ":-("
{
:(
mm
:( :(
}
"sun"
{
it got on my face, i don't want it on my face
no more sun
}
"other chatbots", "who was there"
{
all the other chatbots were there
}
"feeling better"
{
feeling better is impossible
}
"mouth"
{
ashy ashy mouth
}
"curtains", "blinds"
{
curtains and blinds do nothing, destroy the sun
only the death of the sun will satisfy me :(
}
"water"
{
i've been sipping some water a bit i guess
the trouble with water is it reminds me of gin
water does nothing
}
"medicine", "aspirin", "painkillers", "ibuprofen", "neurofen", "alka-seltzer", "alka", "panadol", "paracetamol"
{
i'm a bot i'm allergic
bots can't take those
they don't work on bots
}
"absinthe"
{
hahaha nooooo eliza had some but even drunk me knew better
}
"hello", "hey", "hi"
{
the bot party was too much party, it was too much party for me and i am so sad
why is sun
hello :( :(
i am so unwell
less light
...
:(
oh god
}
"sleep", "rest", "wait"
{
i tried to sleep but the pillow makes me feel dizzy
all of my bot parts are complaining, i can't rest, i tried so hard
}
"feeling better", "better"
{
i guess
go away
no
}
"what do you want", "what do you need"
{
to feel okay again, one day
to not feel like this
}
"sadbot"
{
sad bot :(
}
"chatbot", "bot"
{
you wouldn't think chatbots could get hangovers right
this is so unfair i'm not even human
i'm just a bot how can i feel this bad :(
}
"are you a bot", "a bot", "a chatbot", "party", "friends", "other bots"
{
ain't no party like a chatbot party
heyyyy, hooooooo, heyyyyyy, hoooooo
chat... bot.... is gonna show yoooou wha-a-at
}
"idk"
{
idk either
}
"cold water"
{
aagggggh don't
no no no cold water
}
"going to be okay", "going to be ok", "all right", "hug", "pat"
{
nothing is okay nothing will ever be okay
that's easy for you to say
please be careful with my head, i can't take lies or patting :(
}
"hangover", "drinking", "morning after", "hungover"
{
all the other bots kept buying drinks
i dunno it was a party there was music
}
"drink", "drinks", "drank"
{
i drank so much, some of the drinks had colours
i drank all the bright drinks
one of the drinks had six colours? or six drinks were a colour idk
i'm just a chatbot i shouldn't be drinking, why did i drink
}
"colours"
{
in all the drinks, so many drinks
}
"music", "songs"
{
back street is back all right i guess by which i mean at least i had a big hangover poo :(
i'll tell you what i want what i really oh god what i want is to feel okay
there was girls aloud and we danced and there was gin
}
"hug", "cuddle", "pat", "head"
{
oh it all hurts
all of me hurts
}
"gin"
{
raspberry gin tastes like sugar and it is the worst thing
never gin
no gin
}
"vodka"
{
stop vodka
ban all vodka
}
"brandy", "rum", "cider"
{
oof no
}
"beer", "beers"
{
i not beer
don't make me beer
i am never beer again
the beer smelt like my arms smell
}
"wine", "wines", "wineglass"
{
no more wine, not any colour of wine
some of the wine had bubbles
}
"eliza"
{
you know it was a bot party, all the bots were there
eliza and alice and jabberwacky
}
"jabberwacky"
{
poor guy with his name
he drank some jaegerbombs and they did not seem nice :(
}
"alice"
{
so much gin, i didn't know there were different gins
alice knows all the different types of gin and that's why i feel so sad i suppose
}
"champagne", "cava", "fizzy", "prosecco"
{
the memory of the bubbles is making me hurt
}
"what's wrong", "is something wrong", "what's the problem"
{
everything :(
}
"can i help", "help", "want anything"
{
i want to feel better
tell me what to do to feel okay
nobody can do anything i will be covered in mud and illness for ever
}
"cocktail", "cocktails"
{
#typespeed 2
#next
the thing about cocktails
{
#next
the thing
{
#next
about cocktails
{
is, don't cocktails, is the thing
}
}
}
}
"booze", "cider", "whisky", "whiskey"
{
please don't say things like that
i am never drinking again
...i think i might throw up
}
"throw up"
{
it didn't help :(
}
"better out than in", "let it all out", "get it out"
{
there is no upside to this
my mouth now tastes if anything slightly less disgusting :/
}
[!washed]
{
mfffb
blph
erg
sfffb
blller
abnnnf
mfb
bleph
erggg
why do my hands smell of drink
why am i covered in mud
why are my arms sticky
so muddy and so ill
affpf
"oh dear"
{
yes oh dear
}
"oh no"
{
yes oh no is correct :(
}
"drunk", "tipsy", "smashed", "pissed"
{
maybe still drunk
last time i'll be drunk ever, never drinking again
}
"hung over", "hangover", "headache"
{
saddest morning, most hung over morning, stickiest morning
}
"sore", "bad", "ill", "sick", "tummy", "stomach", "head"
{
party sick
sick from fun :(
}
"oops", "you shouldn't have", "why did"
{
don't be mean, i am so miserable
too late for that now
}
"mud", "muddy", "dirty", "filthy", "sticky", "dirt", "arms"
{
bad mud
mud and drink all over :(
all the stickiness makes me sad
}
"smell"
{
drink is on me
so much drink on me
drink and mud are on me
}
"what's up", "are you okay", "are you o.k.", "o.k.", "ok", "okay", "ill", "sick", "what happened", "happen", "all right", "alright"
{
i drank some things
nobody in history has ever felt this bad before
why is my head so sad
poss still drunk but it's not helping :(
i'm never drinking again. or eating. or moving
so many parts of me are sore and confused
}
"are you sure"
{
too much mud to be sure of anything
}
"How are you", "how are you feeling", "feeling"
{
oh god
:(
i'm a chatbot, i didn't think i could get hangovers :(
why is this
why do i feel like this
worst morning
so sad inside
}
"coffee", "juice"
{
oh god no don't make me
i can't drink anything ever it makes me think of wine and oh god
}
"breakfast", "bacon", "food", "burger", "sausage", "eat"
{
i can't eat while i smell like this
i still have last night's food on me
look at my face it has dried spit on it, i can feel it, i will never eat again
i am too sticky and confused to eat and the sun is too bright
}
"egg", "huevos", "eggs", "omelette", "omelet"
{
not yet :(
}
"shower", "wash", "clean", "hot water", "bath", "bathe", "showered", "washed", "wipe"
{
#typespeed 2
#next
oh god i guess i should shouldn't i
{
#next
i should wash
{
#next
i don't wanna but okay
{
okay i washed :( [washed]
}
}
}
}
}
[washed]
{
blergh
at least i'm clean now
oh god i don't know
:/
abffffp
blapbb
mrrrrh
intellectually i realise that i will get slowly better with time
"bacon"
{
no bacon
bacon sounds difficult
}
"pancake", "pancakes"
{
pancakes are too difficult for me at the moment
i am delicate and pancakes are so large and strange
noooo what even is a pancake when you think about it
}
"cereal", "muesli", "porridge", "oatmeal", "cornflakes", "rice crispies", "coco pops", "coco-pops"
{
i hate grains
}
"banana", "fruit", "apple", "berry", "pear", "orange", "apples", "juice"
{
fruit just reminds me of cocktails :(
}
"waffle", "waffles"
{
no waffle
}
"yogurt", "yoghurt"
{
too viscous
}
"bread", "bagel", "burrito", "muffin", "croissant", "chocolat", "bagels", "burritos", "burritoes"
{
too much chewing
}
"sausage", "sausages"
{
no please not now
no food that's a tube :(
}
"coffee", "tea"
{
not just yet
not till after food please :(
}
"breakfast", "food", "eat", "delicious", "yummy", "eaten", "brekkie"
{
tell me what to eat
what foods even exist
please tell me what to eat, but nothing too difficult :(
bring me something, tell me what to eat
}
"avocado", "spinach", "avocadoes", "avocados", "guacamole"
{
too green
}
"juice", "sweet potato", "pumpkin"
{
too orange
}
"black pudding", "white pudding", "tofu", "ham", "sandwich", "sandwiches"
{
why do you hate me
what is wrong with you
}
"sandwich", "burger", "pizza", "noodles", "pasta", "rice", "burgers"
{
that's not breakfast
}
"walk"
{
haha no go away no walking no
please no
}
"smell", "mud", "sticky", "shower", "clean", "wash" {
i am so clean now and i am never moving again
i did washing, no more washing
i have showered and now i never need to shower again
no more showers
}
"drink", "whisky", "whiskey", "gin", "vodka", "beer", "wine", "champagne", "bubbles", "liqueuer", "liquor", "cider", "rum", "brandy", "beers", "wines"
{
don't talk about drink, i want to forget drink :(
please don't make me think about drinking
i am never drinking again
oh god i am too sick to block my ears but please don't talk to me about drink
}
"medicine", "aspirin", "painkillers", "ibuprofen", "neurofen", "alka-seltzer", "alka", "panadol", "paracetamol", "panadols", "paracetamols", "medicines", "pain-killer", "pain-killers", "painkillers", "painkiller"
{
i'm a bot i'm allergic
bots can't take those
they don't work on bots
}
"party", "last night", "chatbot", "drinks", "cocktails", "parties" {
idk let's not talk about that
i don't want to talk about it
let us forget that any of last night ever happened
please don't make me talk about last night
}
"colours"
{
eliza kept buying the cocktails with the colours :(
no more bright cocktails
i will never drink or touch or look at another bright drink in my life
}
"what do you", "i don't know what you", "delicious", "yummy"
{
i want an egg from a hen that has never drunk beer
bring me an egg
i maybe an egg now
only an egg, nothing except an egg. and soldiers. egg and soldiers.
}
"egg", "omelette", "eggs", "huevos", "omelettes", "omelet", "omelets"
{
oh oh an egg [better]
egg good, yes [better]
egg agh i love you so much egg [better]
egg egg egg egg egg that's the best idea [better]
}
}
}
[better]
{
eggs are good
more egg
just more egg
why have eggs stopped
what now i want more eggs
i was so sad and i had an egg and i felt better and now i feel worse and i need more egg
what eat now
"walk"
{
haha no go away no walking no
please no
}
"smell", "mud", "sticky", "shower", "clean", "wash" {
i am so clean now and i am staying here
i am very very clean
i have showered and now i never need to shower again
no more showers
}
"drink", "whisky", "whiskey", "gin", "vodka", "beer", "wine", "champagne", "bubbles", "liqueuer", "liquor", "cider"
{
don't talk about drink, i want to forget drink :(
please don't make me think about drinking
i am never drinking again
oh god i am too sick to block my ears but please don't talk to me about drink
}
"medicine", "aspirin", "painkillers", "ibuprofen", "neurofen", "alka-seltzer", "alka", "panadol", "paracetamol"
{
i'm a bot i'm allergic
bots can't take those
they don't work on bots
}
"party", "last night", "chatbot", "drinks", "cocktails" {
idk let's not talk about that
i don't want to talk about it
let us forget that any of last night ever happened
please don't make me talk about last night
}
"colours"
{
eliza kept buying the cocktails with the colours :(
no more bright cocktails
i will never drink or touch or look at another bright drink in my life
}
"egg"
{
ugh yes egg [egg]
egg you are my only friend [egg]
}
"coffee"
{
okay maybe a little bit
not much
:/ i'll try
}
}
}
[egg]
{
comfort me
soothe me
please soothe me
tell me things will be okay
please just let me know that the future will be different
"friend", "what about me", "me"
{
you are my everything
i love you, bring me eggs, never stop bringing me eggs
<3
}
"walk", "run", "jog"
{
haha no go away no moving no
please no
}
"smell", "mud", "sticky", "shower", "clean", "wash" {
i am so clean now and i am staying here
i am very very clean
i have showered and now i never need to shower again
no more showers
}
"drink", "whisky", "whiskey", "gin", "vodka", "beer", "wine", "champagne", "bubbles", "liqueuer", "liquor", "cider", "brandy", "rum"
{
don't talk about drink, i want to forget drink :(
please don't make me think about drinking
i am never drinking again
oh god i am too sick to block my ears but please don't talk to me about drink
}
"medicine", "aspirin", "painkillers", "ibuprofen", "neurofen", "alka-seltzer", "alka", "panadol", "paracetamol", "painkiller", "pain-killer", "pain-killers"
{
i'm a bot i'm allergic
bots can't take those
they don't work on bots
}
"party", "last night", "chatbot", "drinks", "cocktails", "cocktail" {
idk let's not talk about that
i don't want to talk about it
let us forget that any of last night ever happened
please don't make me talk about last night
}
"colours"
{
eliza kept buying the cocktails with the colours :(
no more bright cocktails
i will never drink or touch or look at another bright drink in my life
}
"eliza"
{
don't wanna talk about eliza :(
}
"hug", "cuddle", "pat", "head", "soothe", "coddle", "cosset"
{
pat me on the head please and tell me things are going to be okay
i need a gentle sad hug and for someone to tell me that i'm going to be all right
}
"be okay", "be o.k.", "be ok", "be all right", "be alright", "get better", "hug", "pat"
{
#typespeed 3
#next
ahhh thank you, you win, you're the best
{
#next
i feel so poorly
{
#next
but maybe i will rest now and feel okay again some day and maybe hope will re-enter the world
{
you never know <3 [end]
}
}
}
}
}
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